If only one Amis-focused television series could be, for some reason, made at all
I’d want it to be a sitcom, tbh
#with six seasons and a movie
girls don’t like boys they like proshots of sad musicals
[RIPS OFF SHIRT] [PUNCHES A WALL] i gOT MY FEELIGNS BRUISED BY THE LEADER IN RED [SLAMS GUITAR ONTO THE FLOOR] I PROPPED THE BAR AS HE TOLD ME “R YOU’RE GOOD FOR NOTHING FOOL” AN D I H E A R D EVERY woRd THAT HE S AID [sobs uncontrollably]
The other day I had a really good idea for a story:
A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-
-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other
#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president
oh my god I need this
nobody dies but SEVEN PEOPLE ARE EXPELLED
Marius and Cosette
sitting in a tree.
First comes love,
then comes A HORRIBLE BLOODY MASSACRE OF ALL MARIUS’S FRIENDS,
then comes marriage,
then comes Cosette with a baby carriage!
My love for Thomas Barrow, a complex as fuck, rage and fear ridden, desperate for affection, not your Hallmark card queer character, is very, very real right now.